clap your hands! (long silence) i think i heard a few.
clap if you believe in my blog! i drank what was supposed to be your medicine, but was really poison, and only your claps and belief in me can keep me alive.
oh, whatever, i'll keep blogging. even if no one reads it, i will continue. why you ask. well, it is simple you see. i have nothing else to do.
here is a thought i want to leave you with today: when life gives me lemons . . . i just want to throw them really hard at something!
ttfn - ta ta for now.
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Finally...someone speaks the truth about what we all want to do with the flippin' lemons! The truth has set me free, and gotten me arrested for citrus assault.
I'm clapping really loud (Can you hear me?) I don't know if I am a lemon thrower or not. I just like to squeeze them REALLY hard. I don't even like lemonaide any way. If life was giving me lemons, why would I want to make a drink I don't even like? I guess I need to grade more Great Expectations essay tests,now. (Deep Breath). I know I can do it. I'll just squeeze a lemon.
I clap, and, after clapping, cease.
Hoo.
Ha.
Hoo ha.
do you honestly think no one read your bolg? you ony posted yesterday- and look! you already have 6 comments!..
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Clap, Clap, Clap, Crap - oops misspelled that last one so forgive me.
Anyway, you can keep throwing lemons as long as you don't let it get you soured on life.
Billy the B. (otherwise known as dad)
thanks billy the b(dad). i am not soured on life, in fact, throwing the lemons clears my head.
clappity clap...I agree with Mrs.Denton...lemonade is gross. But if ur like Ms.Jones you'll just cut up the peel so it looks like fake teeth.
hey at least then u get a bunch of 14 year olds to laugh.
thankyou for editing my paper by the way.
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